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To those of you who are finding your way to bianca bean via charming search terms such as “milfs in action”, I give you this:

This, lovely dear, is a 100% genuine milf in action. It is the hotness, I know. Just ask my husband.

I must admit, I was initially alarmed when I saw the search terms that were leading some people to me thanks to my prior “all the moms I know are milfs” post, but I am now embracing it, just as I have embraced the term milf. I receive and use this acronym as the highest compliment, much as my dear friends, the Beavers, do our beavery. The word cunt is also now flattery of the highest form, with beaucoup props to Eve Ensler for her monologues, of course. Even before her marvelous interpretation of the “c word”, however, who wouldn’t have wanted to be considered warm, enveloping, coveted, and mysterious, with all the beauty of some strange hothouse flower? (yay for interpretations by Virginia Georgia O’Keefe; I once gave an anatomy lesson to my gay boyfriends via a print by her. They were dumbfounded.)

So, if you are utilizing search terms including milf, cunt, or beaver, and have unexpected found yourself here with me, if I have perhaps derailed you from an otherwise undignified hunt, I have just one thing to say: you’re welcome.

Much love, B.

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