On a much lighter note

Is a crush on Seth Rogen evidence of repressed self-loathing? Maybe arrested development? Perhaps some sort of voodoo curse? I like him tons and I cannot explain why. I do loooove me some Jewish men…does he even count as a man? What is he, 18 or something? Am I a cougar to his cubbiness? He’s so cute! He makes me want to cook for him and give him a cuddle or a blowjob or something. Am I one of those women, the ones whose husbands work way too much so they start flirting with the slacker-chic pool guy (you know, if I had a pool)? Help me, help me, I’m a cliche!

P.S. Is anyone else who watched Knocked Up convinced that the writers had a gynecological fetish? How many internal exams does one women need during her pregnancy? Two or three, max? She had about eighty in that movie.